Yeah, I've been absent for a while, but rest assured that I'm not dead. I'm sure most of you goodiebears are really disappointed that I'm not dead, but since when did I even care about your best interests anyways? But to those who missed me, don't you worry, I've got more fun prepared for you
And what have I been up to? Oh the usual, killing, maiming, spying, spider-raising. But yeah, S.I.N.'s head honcho seems to be a little bit losing his touch, so it's about time someone like me took charge, heh heh.
Anyways, now that I'm back, prepare for more misery.
Bugs and Hisses,
P.S. You're all pussies for hating on spicy food.